Take a memo! There’s nothing nerds like better than laying out all the information in detail, which makes today perfect for lining out your plans for world domination on 2,400 Post-It Notes. Remember to include a sketch of your supervillain volcano lair, and a memo to your henchmen about Casual Friday. Be sure to look over that memo recalling those off-the-rack laser beams for sharks, too. Don’t want personal chafing in the shark tank.
Whatever you do, don’t stash your memos in Google Calendar for your network of evil. A paper trail makes it so much easier for the superheroes to find you, plus it all burns so nicely when you self-destruct the volcano.