Tired of posting what you had for breakfast or the latest cute puppy photo on Facebook? Say no more! Today is International Monty Python Status Day, a chance to break out of your whiny social media rut and fill the Internet with nonsensical quotes sure to irritate and befuddle all your humor-impaired friends.
Need some help? We’ll get you started.
“It’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.”
“I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay.”
“Well, there’s Spam, egg, sausage and Spam, that doesn’t have much Spam in it.”
“He’s not pining, he’s passed on!”
If you need even more, watch the video above from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail,” or just head into a crowd and yell, “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” Your fellow Python geeks will shout back enough lines to keep you well-stocked all day long.Tweet